Man, every time I see a gif from OITNB it makes me want to watch the whole series all over again
Instead of waiting in her tower, Rapunzel slices off her long, golden hair with a carving knife, and then uses it to climb down to freedom.
Just as she’s about to take the poison apple, Snow White sees the familiar wicked glow in the old lady’s eyes, and slashes the evil queen’s throat with a pair of sewing scissors.
Cinderella refuses everything but the glass slippers from her fairy godmother, crushes her stepmother’s windpipe under her heel, and the Prince falls madly in love with the mysterious girl who dons rags and blood-stained slippers.
Persephone goes adventuring with weapons hidden under her dress.
Persephone climbs into the gaping chasm.
Or, Persephone uses her hands to carve a hole down to hell.
In none of these versions is Persephone’s body violated unless she asks Hades to hold her down with his horse-whips.
Not once does she hold out on eating the pomegranate, instead biting into it eagerly and relishing the juice running down her chin, staining it red.
In some of the stories, Hades never appears and Persephone rules the underworld with a crown of her own making.
In all of them, it is widely known that the name Persephone means Bringer of Destruction.
Red Riding Hood marches from her grandmother’s house with a bloody wolf pelt.
Medusa rights the wrongs that have been done to her.
Eurydice breaks every muscle in her arms climbing out of the land of the dead.
Girls are allowed to think dark thoughts, and be dark things.
Instead of the dragon, it’s the princess with claws and fiery breath
who smashes her way from the confines of her castle
and swallows men whole.
So I’m going to be up all night getting summer work done for one of my AP classes and I know I’m going to get bored, so I’m going to do a promo!
I do them quite often to be honest, so you know the drill lol
- must be following me HERE
- must reblog
- must be a fitness/health related blog
- its unlimited☺
- must reach at least 25 notes
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear
WAIT I’M NOT GOING TO LIE I ACTUALLY HAVE A FREAKING HUGE NSV TO REPORT THAT I THOUGHT I HAD DREAMT BECAUSE I REALIZED IT RIGHT AS I WAS WAKING UP (This actually happens to me all too often). In 2013 I ran a total of 274 miles. THIS PAST WEEK I HAVE HIT 280 MILES SO FAR IN 2014. THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT IN 8 MONTHS I HAVE ALREADY SURPASSED WHAT I DID IN 12 MONTHS LAST YEAR.
My goal for 2014 was 325 miles … Looks like I might have to reevaluate and make it higher !!
you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you and how beautiful you are all the time and i really hope you find that one day because you deserve to be loved
Do you ever have a song come on a pandora station that you love but you just don’t love it for THAT station because you have carefully crafted what you want to be on that station so you thumbs down it and feel like a traitor in the process
should i throw some wine in the mix? im feeling destructive and it sounds fun
Wine makes everything equally better and worse at the same time. Make sure you drink some water, girlfriend.